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New York City: where you can’t even go on a date with a rando without finding out that he knows 2 of your friends, is on a gchat level with your roommate, and works with your ex boyfriend. Playing the getting to know you game is SO much fun.

Feb 26th

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“It’s the alcohol dimension. I’ve only figured this out in the last,...”

– Melissa

Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

Me: What do I wear on a date with a guy that I don't really wanna go on a date with?
Melissa: I dunno. Something frumpy? Plaid? Wait. You can wear what you're wearing tonight. 
Me: Yeah. You would think so. But how do you explain the dude who bought me a beer and asked for my phone number. 
Melissa: Oh. Right.

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 19th

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home, sweet, home onephotographatatime: A Little Love For Cobble Hill I’ve never walked around Cobble Hill before but I am so glad I did. Here are just a few pictures to show you why this area is so beautiful.

Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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Feb 17th

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Feb 17th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 14th

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Watch

LOVE! Can’t wait for Thursday - this will be my…6th show? earcandynewyork: It’s a new music video from one of our favorite bands: PEARL AND THE BEARD!! Watch it and spread it; if you don’t…you hate little girls.

Feb 14th

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I’m Not Okay with Chris Brown Performing at the... →

So I want to say this to anyone who is listening: This is not okay with me. A man hitting a woman in anger is unacceptable and is not easily forgotten or forgiven. A man who hits a woman in anger deserves to be reported to the authorities and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, regardless of who might be inconvenienced in the process. A man who hits a woman in anger may eventually be...

Feb 14th

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Feb 13th

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Bon Iver wins Best New Artist!...4 years late

It’s a shame that people consider Bon Iver a new artist. They’re missing out on an excellent first album and his LPs. Even though it would have been excellent to watch - I’m not upset that he turned down the offer to perform. It’s not his venue.

Feb 13th

Feb 12th

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Feb 12th

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Feb 12th

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“One contingency: If any of these gift contain lingerie you have to try them on...”

Feb 12th

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Sex Educator: What is your least favorite part of blow jobs.

Us (in unison): Everything.

Feb 12th

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“Frenulum. It’s my objective to use it in a sentence this week.”

Feb 12th

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“After we’ve done everything we can do to this Banana I will pay you $100...”

Feb 12th

Feb 10th

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Other things I cannot do:

-get accepted into a fellowship with a 9% acceptance rate

Feb 10th

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Things that I can't do:

- walk down stairs - run more than 1.75 miles - wear flat shoes - do any ‘warriors’ on my ride side If I make a doctor appointment that means admitting that I am injured…admitting that I’m injured usually results in crutches.

Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

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Feb 9th

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You are not Carrie Bradshaw →

“You deserve better than to keep investing your emotional energy in a man who has proven time and time again that you’re going to come in second, and that’s on the good days.” - Preach it Andrea! PREACH IT!

Feb 8th

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