No. I don’t want her to come here. You’ll act stupid or say something stupid....– my lil bro, explaining to dad why he hasn’t brought over his girlfriend.
You have OCD. I think. A bit.– Jewels
“remember when you dated that she-male whale blond girl?” “if AIDS was personified it would be her” “she who must not be named” “i haven’t spoken to her in two years” “why do you think I didn’t want you dating in the first place?” It continued…but the rest was cruel.
'Tis the Season Fight #1
I have an ugly Christmas sweater party tonight with my Milfs. Naturally I plan to raid my dad’s closet because he owns an abundance of hideous big wool sweaters. Change the word ‘owns’ to owned. Apparently mum went on a goodwill raid and his entire sweater collection is no longer. Cue raised voices, and a healthy argument including the words “you always” and...
Never trust anyone who doesn’t smoke pot or listen to Dylan. Never trust anyone...– Dr Squires, The Wackness (via palahniukandchocolate)
Yup. Pretty damn fast.
Bus is running an hour behind and my dad still couldn’t make it on time to scoop me. Out in the cold 20 minutes and counting… I’m totally getting pneumonia again this year.