March 2010
parents and technology don't mix
my mother has been forwarding me emails for years now.
the one i received this morning was entitled “grandma got a tattoo”
the message she added was - this is so gross. i almost didn’t send it to all of you, but i just couldn’t hold back.
this should have been enough of a warning to delete it.
i scroll down to see a completely naked 70-year-old woman, covered...
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i would kill to be home tonight
notexactly:
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endless supply of black dresses
knight: ugggggh! i have to get up sooo early and i have nothing to wear tomorrow.
princess: well, what do you need to wear?
knight: a black dress.
princess: what about the endless supply of black dresses you have in your closet
knight: no, they're all slutty ones
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mom taught me well
i have perfected the damsel in distress act. the shit i get away with amazes me.
the difference is, for me, it’s mostly an act. for my mother, a necessity.
still, i learned from the best…thanks mom
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walcott - vampire weekend
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“Erin and I have our first date tonight. And it has to be perfect. Why? Because...”
– Andy Bernard, quoting the other best show on TV
one down, three to go
i need a weekend from my weekend
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