February 2011
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wedding setup numero uno!
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Free Coffee. Every Day in February. Everywhere in... →
Since I’m not a caffeine fiend. And I’d rather drink tar than coffee (true story) I thought I’d share amazing deal with my fellow city dwellers
Anyone can get a free cup and you can come by every day if you’d like, so bring your friends and tell your neighbors.
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That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when you realize Natalie Portman’s hooked up with both Jackie and Kelso.
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Working Late on a Saturday!
And so so excited about it. Been running around with a lovely gentlemen helping him arrange a wonderful surprise for his girlfriend (FUTURE FIANCE!)
He’s proposing at our hotel tonight!!!
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my guy friends = no bullshit. that's true love...
“Dear Lolli,
Great phone convo today. Which led me, for a couple of reasons, to send you this except from what your species calls “The Bible”. Real life isn’t a Romantic Comedy. I also just want to say, that ten years and three weeks later I still don’t want to have sex with you.
You’re welcome for that,
-M
P.S. Instead of calling me from work, why don’t...
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I’m surrounded by twenty frat boys. They keep filling my cup before I’ve finished my beer. I feel like I’m back in the MIA. Love it. Chi Psi.
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Update:
I HATE NEW JERSEY
HATE. HATE. HATE
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the only thing worse than to be late to your own wedding is to be late to the...
– Everything is Illuminated
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I'm boycotting the Superbowl...
…for the second year in a row.
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in which the exterminator looks at my red-spotted arms and says, “sweetheart you don’t have bed bugs, you have allergies”
in which the exterminator looks at my red-spotted arms and says, “sweetheart you don’t have bed bugs, you have allergies”
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