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Megalie: “Look up his fat new girlfriend on Facebook.” Me: “Why can’t you do it?” Megalie: “Because I always accidentally ‘friend’ people.”

Nov 1st

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And reblogging again…for good measure. And...

Oct 31st

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Oct 31st

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Oct 31st

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A Sister’s Eulogy for Steve Jobs →

…and i’m crying at my work desk

Oct 30th

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Reblog if you are someone who understands the need...

Oct 30th

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Oct 30th

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Oct 29th

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Watch

I’m dreaming of a white…Halloween?!?!

Oct 29th

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Oct 29th

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Oct 28th

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Oct 27th

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Oct 27th

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Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...

hahaha thingsidontunderstandand: The New York Times reporter sent me an email that said, “I’m thinking the Times won’t let me get away with your title: Yenta.” I sent my business card for fact-checking. My business card says “Yenta.” They went with “spokeswoman” instead.

Oct 27th

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