What I saw around me was a lot of guys with chunky glasses. They love Apple...– 3quarksdaily (via housingworksbookstore)
…but then I realized that I was holding on to something that didn’t...– Sarah Ockler, Fixing Delilah
Bartender: you were in a sorority, weren't you?
Me: excuse me?
Bartender: you obviously were...
Me: what is that supposed to mean?
Bartender: you found a random girl puking uncontrollably in the restroom and you felt obligated to help her out and clean her up.
Bartender: sorority girls are the only breed of animal that would do that.
i think that went really well! →
think of this as a first date. and the purpose of a first date is to get to a...– jilly
Bad Education →
The Project On Student Debt estimates that the average college senior in 2009 graduated with $24,000 in outstanding loans. Last August, student loans surpassed credit cards as the nation’s largest single largest source of debt, edging ever closer to $1 trillion. Yet for all the moralizing about American consumer debt by both parties, no one dares call higher education a bad investment. The...
Sam: So what's going on with you? How are you? Are you dating anyone?
Max: I just got out of a 10 month relationship.
Sam: What happened? What was the reason?
Max: Long distance. And she's super busy. And I'm not Jewish. But she just contacted me the other day and-
Me: Do NOT take her back! Uh, sorry, but don't. Trust me.
It’s like taking a deep breath, after a really long day.– Max is here
GPOYW I want expensive saddness
You were supposed to say that he was ugly. Fuck my life! Fuck your life! And...– Samantha
this song made me realize i need to compile a spring playlist to accompany my midday naps in central park - yeah, i’m that girl, laying on my yoga mat, pants rolled up, barefoot and snoring.
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea.– Isak Dinesen (via upsofloatingmany)
"No book is really worth reading at the age of ten...
that…and harry potter. top shelf. jillyink: and that’s what the top shelf of my bookcase is currently filled with
Roni just locked herself in the bathroom. Jerret was about to read her article from New York Magazine Sex Diaries. We agreed it would be cruel to do in front of everyone. Yet we’ll probably all go read it at home tonight.
V: Bye! Happy Easter! Yay Jesus!
Z: They're Jewish!
V: Shit. Was that really offensive?
V: Sometimes I think that Jesus resurrected and immediately went to brunch.
I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else or with anyone else.
Kevin Youkilis photoshop contest!
this makes me so so happy. YOOOOUUUUUUKKKK! sportspage: (Big League Stew)
fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame...
never again. never again will i let someone take advantage of me and my emotions repeatedly.
So I will let you go because I would rather feel...
sincesheleft: submitted by allofmytruth
i’m sure that i will look back and chalk this one up to experience. a lesson learned. right now, all i can feel is anger. which, regrettably, is a far worse place than i was in a month ago. for two months i let someone ping-pong my emotions back and forth. i was pushed away. then brought back. shut out. then was asked for another chance. and i let him. two months of this emotional...
I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that...– Dave Eggers (What Is the What) (via daveeggers)