January 2012
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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ListenI’m not your fortune telling I’m not...
Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
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Conversations that need to be recorded
Zack: You wish you were little spoon to Dawson right now
Me: Actually, I'm a big spoon. I love being big spoon.
Zack: I find that hard to believe.
Me: Seriously. I love being big spoon. Though I haven't been much of any kind of spoon lately.
Sarah: I am OFFENDED by that statement! It was not so long ago that you and I were spooning in this room.
Jan 28th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Myra Kraft remains close to hearts, minds of Pats →
“You know who we’re doing it for.” - Jerod Mayo
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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that was fucking MAGICAL
patriots!
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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I forgot how scary Jurassic Park was
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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I am obsessed with my kickball team.
Jan 19th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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In case you missed the launch so long ago! →
purchased! italicsmine: There are a few copies of the LIMITED FIRST EDITION of my novella, If You’re Not Yet Like Me, for sale over at Nouvella.  My editor Deena found them in the vaults at the abandoned Flatmancrooked compound. Or something.
Jan 16th
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“You should be on JDate. I can’t understand how you’re not.”
– Melissa
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Where's Jesus Now? BITCH
Jan 15th
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BOOOOOOOOM. Done and done. Stop running around like a fucking rookie.
Jan 15th
FUCK TEBOW and his ‘Focus On Family’ Commercials
Jan 15th
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In case you needed another reason to love Bill...
Q: A thousand years from now, will people build scenes of the 2010 NFL-Draft in front of their houses just like they do with the nativity play now? In the Pittsburgh game, they played in the stadium that’s closest to heaven (Mile High). Tebow threw for 316 yards. Rothlisberger’s interception came on 3rd and 16. Pittsburgh’s time of possession was 31 minutes and 6 seconds....
Jan 15th
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aaaaaand PATS TOUCHDOWN
welcome to the playoffs
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