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Kids under the age of 18 need parental permission to get a tattoo, right? They should make parents over the age of 40 getting a tattoo bring a signed permission slip from their kids. Especially since the invention of smart phones. Trust me, receive a text photo of your mother in a tattoo chair with her shirt half-off and tell me how well you sleep that night.
New York City: where you can’t even go on a date with a rando without finding out that he knows 2 of your friends, is on a gchat level with your roommate, and works with your ex. Playing the getting to know you game is SO much fun.
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“It’s the alcohol dimension. I’ve only figured this out in the last,...”
– Melissa
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home, sweet, home
onephotographatatime:
A Little Love For Cobble Hill
I’ve never walked around Cobble Hill before but I am so glad I did. Here are just a few pictures to show you why this area is so beautiful.
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I’m Not Okay with Chris Brown Performing at the... →
So I want to say this to anyone who is listening: This is not okay with me. A man hitting a woman in anger is unacceptable and is not easily forgotten or forgiven. A man who hits a woman in anger deserves to be reported to the authorities and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, regardless of who might be inconvenienced in the process. A man who hits a woman in anger may eventually be...
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Bon Iver wins Best New Artist!...4 years late
It’s a shame that people consider Bon Iver a new artist. They’re missing out on an excellent first album and his LPs.
Even though it would have been excellent to watch - I’m not upset that he turned down the offer to perform. It’s not his venue.
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“One contingency: If any of these gift contain lingerie you have to try them on...”
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Sex Educator: What is your least favorite part of blow jobs?
Us (in unison): Everything.
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“Frenulum. It’s my objective to use it in a sentence this week.”
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“After we’ve done everything we can do to this Banana I will pay you $100...”
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Other things I cannot do:
-get accepted into a fellowship with a 9% acceptance rate
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Things that I can't do:
- walk down stairs
- run more than 1.75 miles
- wear flat shoes
- do any ‘warriors’ on my ride side
If I make a doctor appointment that means admitting that I am injured…admitting that I’m injured usually results in crutches.
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You are not Carrie Bradshaw →
“You deserve better than to keep investing your emotional energy in a man who has proven time and time again that you’re going to come in second, and that’s on the good days.”
- Preach it Andrea! PREACH IT!
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