March 2012
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that moment when...
you call home and the second you hear your dad’s voice you start crying because it hits you that you’re in this giant city with gajillions of people and it can still be very lonely and all you want to do is cuddle by a fire with your pups and lean again your brother on the couch and watch movies and sit in the car and talk with your mum and watch the bruins and drink beers with your...
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I accidentally stole an EXPO marker from my TFA interview at Deloitte. They forgive me…right?
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If I don't get to dance to "Call Me Maybe" tonight...
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do you ever wish that you could take back a text message?
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I'm voting for Obama
graceyu:
Because I was horrified to discover that when you said “small government”, you meant “small enough to fit in your uterus.”
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Everything was sans-serif and nothing hurt.
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my boss discourages me from making jokes over the...
so naturally, i do it all the time:
today, i offered my first born to anyone who would go buy me lemon-lime fizzy water. my coworker came back with an ice cold bottle AND a dark chocolate caramel candy bar.
i decided that he can have my first and second child
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MARCH 13, 2012 > MARCH 13, 2011
like woah
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I thought, it’s a shame that we have to live, but it’s a tragedy that we get to...
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via loveyourchaos)
"Only take advice and criticism from people you...
thesiovhanshow:
-Brooke White
Heard this genius piece of advice today and definitely need to document it.
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[My day jobs were] Secretary and glorified secretary. For a while in my early...
– The Bennett Madison Extravaganza: Jo Ann Beard on Day Jobs
read the New Yorker essay that made Jo Ann Beard’s silly employer look at her like a talking box of paperclips, The Fourth State of Matter.
(via emilygould)
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GPOYW
mmichler:
You don’t know how deeply immersed in seasonal depression you are until it’s 65 degrees and sunny outside.