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HIRED! looks like I may have to start a new blog

Jun 1st

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May 27th

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May 27th

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May 27th

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May 26th

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Charles: Do you have any upbeat music? Me: This is upbeat! Charles: No, this is sitting around drinking beers music Me: I have Britney Spears. Charles: Let’s put the satellite radio on the One Direction song is playing Me: Oh Good! Cause we haven’t heard this song six times already.

May 25th

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May 24th

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May 23rd

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Packing while drunk:

Pros: - Significantly less stressed - Temporarily forgetting about leaving NYC and all your friends - Willing to part with 90% of the shit you own - Dancing to the in audible songs only playing in your head. - Throwing away every pair of panties and socks you own - Donating your prized possessions to the homeless two blocks away from you without a second thought - More laughter than tears...

May 23rd

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I PASSED!!!!

miracles do happen

May 22nd

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click click saddle up see you on the moon then...